#WhiteGirlProblems

[Intro, Gil as a stereotypical white girl] You know, you're acting like a fucking cunt right now Just, just, fuck you, bitch You have to just... act this way, but you're just a fake You're a fucking phony I hope you get raped by, like, a big black dick Cause I know that's what you like; you like black guys Black dick Because you're a dick, as well as a bitch Just go to hell You know, I am so much better than you [Verse 1: Gil] First things first, this is bullshit American society may be the culprit Girls like this think they control the world Cause they spew out words that they stole from a black girl They talk with their girlfriends about each others' tits When I reluctantly join in, they Sparta kick me to the death pits What? You expect me to just shut the hell up Sit back and look dumb while you feel each others' cups You think you're cool when you say the word... But if you were in Compton, I know they pull the trigger Hell, I might do that, too The next time you call me a fag or a Jew [Chorus] HASHTAG White Girl Problems You already know It's universal From London to Fresno White Girl Problems They get really old We think we being so bold [Verse 2] Rack city, bitch, fake rack city, bitch Vile Facebook profile, posting like "Truth is" And "That's so retarded" Cause you're so cold-hearted Miley make it rain Molly so she can get charted Working hard all the time, dealing with your kind Wheezy say the wrong things, you all don't even mind Breezy act like a dick, you present your behind I'm rolling my goddamn eyes, but keep my nose to the grind I'm like who that, who that Who would do that, do that Scratch a nice girl's face, black and blue that, blue that No breakfast, lunch, and dinner So you think you're a winner? Well, bitch, I'm a crow With tomatoes to throw [Chorus] [Bridge] Trash the hoes well Then get drunk at the mini-bar Tweaking like hell Feels so god getting what I want A+? Whose dick did you suck? Effort's for chumps Yeah, we don't give a fuck Sour puss, yeah I'm deluxe These two are expensive, only girls can touch Ow! [Verse 3] Still stuntin', how you love that? White girls saying "Why would he do that?" Hot girl walks away, can't touch that Cause I wrote a song asking why she does that [spoken] But seriously, you girls are fucking annoying, you know that? You're self-centered, you're trashy, you bring feminism back 75 years, unintentionally, of course, and you're all being a bunch of culture barons Heh, you know who this sounds like? [Outro] Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y Well, screw that, screw that, I-I-I-G-G-Y Who would do that, do that, I-I-I-G-G-Y B-b-blow Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y Well, screw that, screw that, I-I-I-G-G-Y Who would do that, do that, I-I-I-G-G-Y This blows [spoken] Heh-heh-heh, heh, that's gonna, that's gonna bite me in the ass