Chapter V: The Call

[Sister Imperator] (sighs) [Papa Nil] Yello? [Sister Imperator] Are you watching the Omen 2 on the Horror Network? [Papa Nil] haha Yes, Sister. 666 days of Satan, I wouldn't miss a day. [Sister Imperator] Well, you don't need two eyes to love this movie, it's just as good with one! [Papa Nil] I know, I love all of them too. I mean one, two and three are very good but then suddenly, Christ. He smites our Lord at the end of three and that's it. What a shitty ending. [Sister Imperator] And then there's number four, which feels like an excuse to bring in a new director and to try to get the ending right. After fifteen years! [Papa Nil] Well, whenever you have a new creative team, when you start episode four you have to do a lot of rebuilding. You... have always had excellent critiquing of films, Sister. [Young Sexy Sister Imperator] (giggles) Papa... [Papa Nil] Hmm? [Young Sexy Sister Imperator] Tell me, are you alone? [Papa Nil] Mmhhmm... [Young Sexy Sister Imperator] And what're you wearing? [Papa Nil] Well, my papal robe, of course. [Sister Imperator] (Scoff) I'm just trying to... Well. Forget it. We'll talk tomorrow. Bye. (phone rings) [Sister Imperator] Are you on the toilet? [The Old One] What? No, Sister. It's the Old One Himself. [Sister Imperator] Oh, then umm... Then you're not on the toilet, right? [The Old One] No! I heard you were in the hospital and I wanted to see if there was anything I can do for you. [Sister Imperator] I see. Well, there is. Can you announce the European stadium tour? [The Old One] Yes, Sister. It would be my pleasure! (cackles evilly) ("Miasma" plays in the background)