Chapter II: Cardinal Copia

*"Pro Memoria" starts playing in the background* [Cardinal Copia] *Turns off boombox* Hello, Papa. You're looking well. [Papa Nil] Oh, Sister... May I have a word with you? [Sister Imperator] Certainly. [Papa Nil] You cannot be serious. [Sister Imperator] As a heart attack. [Papa Nil] But, Sister, he is not part of the bloodline. [Sister Imperator] With all due respect, you are all out of progeny. [Papa Nil] The bloodline has not been broken for nine millennia. My father was Papa, his father, his father's father, his father's father's father, his father's father's father's father's father... His father... [Sister Imperator] The Cardinal is our next senior most member. He's been your right-hand man. [Papa Nil] But Sister... [Sister Imperator] Need I remind you, he holds the esteemed honor of second most employee of the month awards. [Papa Nil] Very well, it is done. [Cardinal Copia] Everything uh... Okay there, your dark excellencies? [Papa Nil] Cardinal, come forward. *"Life Eternal" plays on background* Dies Irae, dies illa Solvet saeclum in favilla Teste Satan cum sybilla Quantus tremor est futurus Quando Judex est venturus Cuncta stricte discussurus [Sister Imperator] Welcome aboard! Now, go up to level two, and be fitted for your new suits. [Cardinal Copia] Yes. Yes, thank you. Thank you, thank you. *Most awkward attempted fist bump in history* Ah. *"Pro Memoria" starts playing in the background* [Sister Imperator] Come, Papa, we must give your sons the news. They have a new mission now. [Papa Nil] Where are they?