Out For Treats

[Intro] I threw my hoodie on and said "I'm out for treats" [Verse 1] Watching Count Sockula descend from the throne And wriggle in delight when I send you this poem I'm out for treats, tell your cat to keep six Save my paper so I rap flavor like, 'I need this' Each step I take brings me closer to the goodies Peanut butter oat-meals a pirate's cookie-yum Eat 'em up quick, haters eat a dick Sugar-free gum, need a green thumb plus Swedish fish Boo please I'm begging for poutine hot chicken wings with the ranch, no blue cheese Whose steeze melts a track oh so gooey? Socks and Jorun - Now gimme your Jous Louis Look I'm not joking around, yellow, orange, and brown Reese's Pieces all over the ground Mama always said junk'll rot out your teeth But I don't care though, cause I'm out for treats [Verse 2] Me and my peeps got hot eats in the grotto Fresh meat in the taco, extra cheese in the nacho Crisp Tee reading 'got beef? is the motto' Lounged on the couch peeling tangerines from Morocco Chocolate Milk in bags? I'm slashing up the spout While your family is out, I'll raid the pantry of your house Been known to make a Jam Sammy for your spouse She got candy in her mouth rocking panties and a blouse Used to call her 'Icey' (Flying as snow breezing) And always bought her treats cause she cried for no reason Found out she was secretly high through four seasons And partied every night, but would lie alone weekends Like 'Girl why you so complicated?' Then I turned back to my Pizza, Pop and ate it She started trying to tell me something about her needs I threw my hoodie on and said 'I'm out for treats'