Dreams of Hawaiian Sophie

[Verse 1] I had a dream like Martin Luther that started super Watching the clouds cruise and stars maneuver All the waitresses abandoned their jobs at Hooters And suddenly appeared on the beach rocking bras in Cuba Scrubbing each other's arms with loofah There was Carmen, Uma, and at one point thought I saw Medusa But I wasn't lubing no boobs for Kama Sutra I was charming their crew singing songs of Judah King Solomon brought keys to unlock Bermuda Slick Rick remembered his compass but forgot the ruler Beauties blew smoke rings as they sparked the buddah Letters drifting up to the sky spelling 'Socks the future' 'Ahhs' and 'ohhs' got used up 'spite the screaming Lots of clues ensued from the rhyme and reason And as I realized the meaning of life's true teaching KRS told me bluntly that I was dreaming [Hook] "I'm dreaming!" "Word life, I cut fantasy out-" "It was all a dream." "She get her back twisted in the unlisted." "Talking 'bout none other than Sophie." "I'm dreaming!" "Word life, I cut fantasy out cuz I differ from a dream." "Like a dream it seemed when she approached me Talking 'bout none other than Sophie." [Verse 2] Here's a butter rap fatter than an alley gutter rat Covered in whipped cream curled up on Sally Struthers' lap I hopped in the Pacific for a hot minute Ate a peach while watching a tornado spin and got caught in it I battled a great white shark in the twisted sky It took reflexes, wits, plus fists and rhymes Kicked it live with a marvelous display of skills And used Marvin Gaye breaks to carve and fillet his gills Storms subsided on the warmest island Porpoises performed synchronized before my eyelids Villagers hit the beach reaching and applauding Got laid so much I was sneezing from the pollen Catamarans brought batter and jam to make pancakes And fill the plates of the chattering man Sip Tahiti Treat out a meaty leaf 'til my pee pee leaked While petite jeeps filled with pygmies from Fiji freaked At this point, I was feeling the climate Eating a lime well-defined like a fine tit Unsealing the wine with a seal in behind Of a dime with a body like the mind of a scientist I checked her out like she was seeing the doctor Unlocked the wok and started feeding me lobster She whispered to me sweetly like pina colada 'You ain't dreaming baby, keep keepin' it proper' [Hook] [Interlude] [Verse 3] I saw your little sister last week She said she missed me and she started having bad dreams So how's your brother and your moms doing? Guess you heard about the news and how I'm not moving It's been a minute. I've been thinking about stuff that ain't good for my head Like looking for your socks at the foot of my bed And all the things that come before that You know like how we used to stand outside for forty-five on the door mat? Man I caught so many colds that way Lost a lot of sleep and a lot of peeps trying to hold that weight, now I spend time trying to ghost them days But no matter how I try they don't go away, nah It's like our zodiac signs were never designed to intertwine Be a lie for me to say I was fine We ain't friends anymore, we ain't friendly We ain't even enemies, and now we ain't anything You're like a neutron, you're too strong, the groove's gone Guess it's true girls cut their hair when they move on I saw your next dude on some ex-to-next And I gotta put it out there: I'm not impressed Days turn to weeks, weeks turn to months Funny how things always happen at once Word up, I gotta catch this bus