Count Sockula Esquire

I used to use thoughts to form a complex message Now they act as my main form of contraceptive Wonder where my conscience is as I watch the Jetsons- Can't wait 'til Konami drops Contra 7 The Autobot stays laser-proof- glazed the booth- And play the mic like a chef with a spoon tastes the soup Filleted your troop, found a grenade and played the loop Extinct cats ain't smiling like a sabre-tooth I'll make a poop on some missioning toys in visors And give 'em shine with the glistening moisturizer Boys supply the whereabouts of coy advisors- As punishment make 'em listen to Moist in sideburns I'm sick of burning kids black parkas But I admit I love the smell of permanent black markers Go figure- I'm feelin' it like old Jigga While I spy your platoon jiggle to Gold Digger Trivial situations turn medical Theoretical rebels get tended to by the tentacles Mentioning the penmanship: it's incredible While chicquitas speculate dimensions of my genitals Speaking of which I saw your better half at the show Started off cold but later on she had an afterglow Bad habit of intimidating faking ladies Teaching new languages while simulating making babies I show up to the jam wired when the band's tired And grab the microphone dressed like a vampire Crowds get upset when I'm servin' herbs candy Like girls get disgusted when they hear the word 'panties' Butter smooth lyrics cascade shimmering slopes Invincible riddles'll trickle from the pinnacle's throat The timid trip on sentences and syllable ropes In minutes cynics switch to kids that say the ritual's dope. (C'mon now,) Last year I bought a robe made of cashmere I only wear it out when I'm rollin with Black-beard Rap pirates act flyest cause we spat science This guy is seein' more nips than a cat's sinus Your highness called me up tryna get hired Said I'd review her resume- then threw it in the fire Count Sockula, Esquire- some say a harsh fellow Kids got parched elbows, sippin' melted marshmallows Prevalent with the sonics and eloquent with ebonics Ducks are hardly movin' like Disney animatronics Intentions to planet rock Bambataa tell em' to stop it Eccentric with the tent pitched, feminists be honest Competition ain't measurin' up I drop jewels on a town and motherfuckers start clevering up Not saying that I'm better and stuff But while you pluck flower petals I'm gettin' medals for pettin' the muff