If The Shoe Fits

[Verse 1: George the Poet] Your boyfriends about to become your ex-boyfriend Them lonely nights won't be nice so its sex toys then See he wears the trousers Thats where the deep held power dwells Unfortunately theres no female parallels It's a man's world, why would we help ourselves? He strolls in smelling like female shower gels Insulting your intelligence Asking what's the relevance of the fact you've never seeing Radox in this place He needs a box in his face You're like, if your gonna cheat At least be weary and clever We did the shopping together You bought Imperial Leather Furthermore, who smells so fresh at 3pm? And where's your precious BBM? That phone always seems to be on infront of me But I can never seem to reach you on it, funnily No, you weren't at the gym Cause where's your gym bag? Where's the tension in your muscles you thin slag? On Whatsapp your last seen every 5 minutes Until i've got something to say I'm sick of tryna guess who your fucking today Who your tucking away But see I'm stuck in a way Cause I love you to death, but I hate this for the life of me Why can we not have the most basic of privacy? Why does she have to leave traces that I can see? Why don't you put in any effort when you lie to me? So I don't find scratches on your back Why is there no dry patches on your back? You barely cream a leg if I don't scream and beg, so tell me Which one of them ratchets on your sack With a mattress and a flat , just gave you a massage You wasn't waved, you wasn't charged So you definitely remember I'm making an effort No I'm making an effort to keep my temper But I don't know why you're stuttering Maybe your chocking on a lie your uttering But listen, if I find the slut again I won't cry i'll cut her skin [Hook:Mega] If the shoe fits, wear it boy (Do you know how crazy you sound right now) If the shoe fits, wear it boy [Verse 2: George The Poet] Apart form lazy, you're downright foul See the drama breaks your boredum You find it kinda live If your day consisted of a more than a minor a 9 to 5 You wouldn't stay so twisted and flawed You would find some kinda drive Instead of obsessing over having a man to squeeze Coming up with these elaborate fantasies Getting mad at different women You need to get over your Dad and just forgive him Yeah, I know I know you had it bad in the beginning But every ones dealing with the challenges of living (challenges of living) I know your dad hurt you with his callous disposition And his is malace of a villian But it's not my fault that a gyallis is within him If I'm chattin' to a gyal, this isn't sinning Ey why are we having the same conversations that we had in the beginning? A year and a month in (Is my patience not appearing to run thin, or is there just a problem with your hearing or something?) [Hook 1] If the shoe fits wear it boy (If the shoes fits, I can't fucking take it) [Verse 2: George the Poet] Nah that's too much disrespect for you, fuck swallowing pride How can such a massive prick, be so hollow inside? He don't even see this as an issue to attend to He don't resent you, and he won't pretend to You fight, he leaves, cause thats what men do Part of you wants to follow his ride But all hope for tomorrow has died You kinda wanna catch him dating a next girl Cause you're sick and you're tired of waiting to exhale And set sail for the stress within You even get selfless and message him After you, use to be selfish and mess with him Hours rolling by First it's slow replies, now it's no reply But after a night of violent drama You would rather just find some kind of karma A knight in shining armour Now that's when you realised i was golden guy So you move like a spy, Austin Powers: Golden eye Left your girlfriends place to get yourself some space You never told a lie but you never told her why Don't deny, You was coming to my road alie? Yeah Tears gave you swollen eyes Mandem on the corner try holla at you But they see you walk to my door And I know them guys So there momentary hoping and scoping dies That's when I open up, arms open wide Go chat to the mandem, alright Go inside, take off your coat and pride Our eyes coincide (yeahh) I ask myself Does she really wanna talk? And I found no answer Other than it's probable But if you was with your girls Coming to me to talk about man trouble isn't logical I get a blanket from the cupboard Thinking sod it all You can't stand it getting smothered and you sob some more I know your in a little muddle and it's horrible That's okay lets just cuddle in this corridor Come here I found you on the verge of disillusion But you Came here in search of a solution Flesh on your body in perfect distribution The fact he thinks hes worth it is amusing What he's a player? This niggas losing If I was him i'd be vexed for real Look at the sex appeal, your figures oozing Please don't think this is standard customer service I ain't tryna make you feel flustered and nervous Even though you're sweet, you ain't just a dessert Cause without the cake, the custard is worthless I know it feels good to be understood But if someones got to do it, I'm the one that should So let me take away the pain It's never too late to play the game (It's never too late to play the game) Then after the screams and tangled legs The bubble baths and the beans and scrambled eggs You won't feel bad How scandalous is this? That will teach him not to handle his business [Hook 2] You better be careful what you say to me (Fucking fool) Cause it might turn around on you You better be careful what you do to me Cause somebody might do it to you [Short ad-libs by Meg]