Alright Guy

[Verse 1] You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked And I was checking it out Just then a friend of mine came to the door She said she never pegged me for a scum-bag before Said she didn't ever want to see me no more And I still don't why [Chorus] I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy Well I just want to live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright [Verse 2] This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope I'm pretty sure I can still be the President But I don't think I'll ever get to be the Pope Well I get wild and I know I get drunk It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no-good punk And I still don't know why [Chorus] [Verse 3] You know just the other night The cops pulled me over outside the bar When they turned on their lights And they ordered me out my car Man I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks But still they made me do the stupid human tricks Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't know why [Chorus]