American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

[Verse 1] If your paycheck depends on The weather and the clock If your conversation calls for A little more than a coffee pot If you need to pour your heart out And try to rectify some situation That you're facing Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket For most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those Standing in a welfare line Well rejoice you have a voice If you're concerned about the destination Of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the hardhat Gun rack, aching back Over taxed, flag-waving, fun-loving crowd They're heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Verse 2] We're all one big family Throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts We reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week Available consultation For your frustration It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the mud flaps Six pack, beer crack Over-taxed, flag-waving, fun-loving crowd They're heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association