Horror Movie Rap

A tisket, a tasket, a bloody, bloody basket Cut his head and ate his leg, now he's in a casket A tisket, a tasket, N-I-P and dope he did it He tried to get smart so we ripped out his heart Cooked it and we split it Sick in the head, bloodshed in a ant bed You want a new leg? Give me some needle and thread So I can sew you one - cause I'm in it to win it My horoscope said I'mma die in 20 minutes Ganksta N-I-P - I'm worse than Freddie You can't kill me cause I'm dead already Egypt E is the motherfucking shrink(Damn right!) After 12 o'clock my blood turns hot pink Nah, you weak-ass hoes can't [???] A thousand dead cut-up elephants in my luggage Fuck with a psycho, you end up dead Those who didn't live, drowned in a turtle's head A twelve gauge is my only protection Every bullet shot has a different infection Woke up this morning with a dead dog on me So I thought, "Huh - baloney!" If a nigga run up I don't care if he pushes Fuck around and find his ass somewhere dead in some sticker bushes Mess with N-I-P you must be tired of livin Cut off your head - mmm, Thanksgiving If you wanna live, your ass better beg People say I'm crazy cause I go with a cow's leg Don't run up - cause I kick like Bruce I wanna and I'm gonna trade heads with a moose Ganksta N-I-P with the psycho voice Some say I'm insane cause I married a dead horse It's Christmas time - Happy New Year G A dead pig's head makes a good-ass Christmas tree Kill a nigga for a measly-ass nickel Frozen blood on a stick, equals strawberry popsicles Fuck up and watch your Black neck bend Dead men, making rounds cutting throats with a violin I ain't gon' lie I feel like killin' my niece A bird's leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease Ten died yesterday, ten just died Ten died today - now this football's on layaway You said I was weak, yeah, point blank told me Tied a needle to my dick then my grandmother rode me It ain't another nigga in this world can match this I feel like swimmin' in rat piss Fuck with N-I-P - I ain't no actor My twelve daughters died from talking shit to a tractor I'm getting pissed from the blood I threw up Barely snapped my fingers and Jupiter blew up! Hoes, they love me, they say I'm a pleaser I woke up dead in a cat's leg screaming "Caesar!" Quick to break your motherfuckin' spine A dead goat got pregnant and said it was mine Ganksta N-I-P - I'm down with the Mob Cuttin' off heads was my last year's Summer job Blame it on TV - then put it on the map This is a horror movie rap A tisket, a tasket, you ain't gon' believe me It ain't N-I-P's fault that he got crazy thoughts Blame it on the TV A tisket, a tasket, you might think I'm sick If you don't like what I write, you can suck my di-ick Bitch!