FiLTHMAS ORiGiNS

[Intro: Unknown Voice] I see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake I know if you've been bad or good, but I'll kill you anyway [Intro: G-Mo Skee] Oh, guess what time of year it is? Fuckin' Christmas. Whoopty fucking doo. Everybody's happy, yipee! Open your fuckin' presents, drink your eggnog and all that shit! Oh you love Christmas? Oh I'm going to make you love Christmas just a little more. You fuckin' faggot! Listen! [Verse 1: G-Mo Skee] On December 25, everybody's in the midst Of opening gifts, pissing me off, making me sick Well let me explain why Christmas is full of shit Why I hate it so fuckin' much and why it shouldn't exist First of all you don't even know what you're celebrating Christmas is hella Pagen, you're all going to hell with Satan Along with the Christians and Catholic delegation For selling you niggas a dream the devil himself created Before Mary got knocked up by that nigga Joseph Saturnalia was a festival during winter solstice Don't expect to get into Heaven that shit is hopeless Cause you've been worshiping the Devil but you didn't know it So quit acting like Christmas is an act of Christ Cause it originated in Ancient Rome for savage types They'd have orgies for like 8-straight faggot nights And on the 25 they performed a human sacrifice Fuckig heathen holiday that shit is two-faced But you don't ask questions you just pass around fruit cake And lust for material things, like a true snake And do fake shit for your family and your roommates I hate this fucking season and all of its fiction I demand the government abolishes Christmas So I'm going to the White House, dropping my britches Showing my black ass and telling Obama to kiss it [Hook: G-Mo Skee] I just did a 187 on your Christmas bitches Your favorite motherfucking holiday is finna' get the business I just did a 187 on your Christmas bitches Put a death wish on your Christmas gift list And pray to your God ask for his forgiveness [Verse 2: G-Mo Skee] They claim Jesus was delivered during winter, na dog If he was born in a manger he would've froze his balls off That type of shit makes me want to walk to a small mall Stand in line for ten minutes and break Santa Clause jaw Speaking of Santa let me run some Christian thoughts by you Didn't yall's bible tell you not to worship false idols You still lie to your kids Got them thinking some fat fuck is bringing something fly to the crib The name Santa is an annagram Put the N right behind the last motherfucking A and there you have it fam Satan Clause tricking yall with his magic plan Elves are involved in witchcraft its a massive scam During the Civil War Santa wasn't even human He was a stupid fucking elf who supported the Union Coca Cola changed his image for money wads And transformed that motherfucker to a chubby slob The real Saint Nick was under christian church influence And he was rebellious during the great persecution They say he could perform miracles, work allusions And revive dead bodies no matter how hurt or gruesome In conclusion, fuck Christmas this is true That holiday has been passed down and twisted too You carry on a heathen tradition that's wicked fool And remain ignorant like all the Christians do [Hook: G-Mo Skee] I just did a 187 on your Christmas bitches Your favorite motherfucking holiday is finna' get the business I just did a 187 on your Christmas bitches Put a death wish on your Christmas gift list And pray to your God ask for his forgiveness