Dead Serious

(Sergeant Hartman) Im gunna' give you three seconds,Exactly three fucking seconds To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! [Verse 1: G-Mo Skee] Oh you think I'm a comedian Holmes? And I won't sacrifice you at bohemian grove? Strip down, streak in the robe run in traffic And harass the women with my weenie exposed Then pull a fat Asian bitch out of her rice rocket And shove a pair of chop sticks right in her eye sockets Soon as I get tired of pleasing her Bash her fucking head with a fire extinguisher Went to the strip bar to get my dick hard Left with the fucking tip jar full of discharge Still begging for a lap dance Half man half horse looking like a mother fucking centaur Spread syphilis to female feminists I'm chillin' at the old folk's home gettin' intimate I-Khan smell my finger, that's the senior citizens clitoris Yeah I just got finished hitting it I'm dead serious [G-Mo Skee Hook] These niggas' think I'm spitting in vein Like I'm saying this ridiculous shit to entertain (I'm dead serious) Keep thinking its a big ass joke Til I slide through and leave your little bitch ass smoked (I'm dead serious) Mo fuckas' want to get it confused Til they star on the god damn ten o' clock news (I'm dead serious) Its G-Mo and I-Khan Ho You wanna' to step to this you better know Tae Kwon doe (I'm dead serious) [Verse 2: I-Khan] Sick prick jerkin' to a chick flick Workin' on stickin' my brick dick in a thick trick I slipped this fat bitch lips on my wishlist We never kissed so I pissed on the bitch lipstick Saw the slut munchin' fish sticks at a picnic Stuck a straw down her but and sucked her dip shit Im the demon son, schemed to eat a lung Get butt naked jerk off and speak in tongues Not the practical type, I'm an actual trife Radical hype with a tactical knife Your wife, got to be a freaky slut to have sex with Man I'll titty fuck a bitch while she gets breast implants After I nut, I stabbed her in the chest and ran To the nearest graveyard just to have sex again I'm in a morgue doing porn in a unicorn uniform Went to church and switched back to human form [Hook]