I'm Shittin' On 'Em

I can do the samba Like in La Bamba Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas Like Tito Puente I am muy caliente Fuck Kunta Kinte Cuz Son is the sensei I funk with the black belt You better step back, hell I can Get Smart Just like Agent Maxwell I don't give a fuck, G Hey hey, we're the Monkees I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month, see I go on and on Like a marathon I sing like Sarah Vaughn But like the underground I flip through some kung-fu You know that I've come to Freak the ill shit You just can't undo Chorus: Son, get it funky (I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em) (4x) Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em) I can get symphonic Like Harry Connick Or the Philharmonic I'll drop atomic Vocals, solo Like Sonny Bono I got you babe... but who's got the pornos? I'm iller than a wino I'm not an albino I charge like a rhino You put me in a ??? When I rob shit, bomb shit Some say I'm obnoxious I don't give a fuck I'll make you feel nauseous Row, row your boat Gently down the stream I'll take you all out With my funk doobie team I got the skills, kid Like Rumplestilskin I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson Singin' soprano Move to the piano Hey, where's the ??? Our shit will be in ??? Chorus (4x I shoobee-do-pop Hip hop like Sinatra I spray my Binaca Then shake my maracas Hey, it's the swinga Fuck a humdinger with a finger Yo, it's the ultimate singer Kumbaya, yo kumbaya Like Belafonte But what's Del Monte? I kicks the flava The ill funk behavior Sick like polio Wild like a rodeo Out there in Kansas Punk, check the classic Get your ass kicked So hop in the casket I'm rockin calipso Who's got the Nabisco I cook like Crisco I pump the ill disco Chorus (8x)