I Don't Wanna Live in the Real World

I wake up, turn on my TV Never thought my shampoo could kill me I walk outside, look up to the sky So many chem-trails are passing by [Chorus] I don't wanna live in the real world I don't wanna live in the real world Government mind control, MK Ultra Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus Friday cruisin' on the freeway Glen Beck says Jesus can save me (Well, shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell Hey, Matt... I hear Guantánamo has pretty comfy cells) I wish I could get taken by an alien race But I don't think that I could get through TSA I just wanna watch porno without the NSA flagging me I don't wanna live in the real world I don't wanna live in the real world Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes Blah blah blah blah fuck Monsanto I don't wanna live in the real world I don't wanna live in the real world Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus I don't wanna live in the real world I don't wanna live in the real world Mainstream media praise and worship Blah blah blah blah Fox News channel [Chorus] I don't wanna live in the real world