Room Service

Honey, honey Honey, honey TUSH TUSH Honey, honey Too young! Honey, honey Wait a minute! Wow! Wow! (Say it again) Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Watch it! Gettin' down Gettin' down Gettin' down What you're gonna do When your time is up? What you're gonna do When your time is up? Are you gonna take? Are you gonna be? I might just tell you please Are you gonna say? One thing I wanna know One thing, baby I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna hold I wanna hold I wanna hold I wanna hold I wanna go That's why I'm singin' WOW! You... Right over there, there's a Doo-doo room Right upstairs there's a Doo-doo room Right out back here there's a Doo-doo room In Perellis' pocket there's a Doo-doo room Out at home there's a Doo-doo room... FZ: Hallo! Hello! Hello! Is this room service? Hello? Napoleon: Hallo? FZ: Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad? Napoleon: Oh, Ja-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like the little...? Mpf, Ja! This is room service FZ: Look here, buddy... Napoleon: Yeas, what would you like? FZ: Oh, I'm so hungry! You know, when you're a tourist and everything, and you travel around, you know, going to all the neat little shops and everything... Napoleon: Ten marks, cost you ten marks FZ: I'm so hungry! Napoleon: This call is going to cost you ten marks FZ: Ha ha... Napoleon: You got to understand that in the fo... in the front... FZ: Look here... Napoleon: Everything cost ten marks FZ: Ivan, listen... Napoleon: Ivan, that's me! Jawohl! FZ: You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep... Napoleon: Ommmm... FZ: I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, right away? Napoleon: Bouilla... Bouillabaisse? FZ: No Bouillabaisse! Napoleon: Bouillabaisse? FZ: No boogie-a-bay! Napoleon: How's about boogie-the-bay? FZ: No boogie-woogie-the-bay! Napoleon: How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out? FZ: Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious! Send me some fish with the eyes falling out Napoleon: How about a little sand over it? That'll make it... FZ: Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish Napoleon: Alright, that be ten marks FZ: You have a sand-fish here? Napoleon: Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks. The fishie is forty FZ: Hey! Hey, listen! Napoleon: Jawohl! FZ: The people in your country certainly are charming. You know where I can get some pussy? Napoleon: Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very... FZ: Never mind, look... Napoleon: This is very respectable hotel, you understand FZ: Just send me up... Napoleon: You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you with mace, right in the face! You no bring no pussy in the hotel! Who do you think we are anyway? FZ: Well, I guess you told me... Napoleon: Are you a Christian? FZ: Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn't everyone? Napoleon: Oh... okay, you can bring... Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian, that's different... FZ: Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right? Napoleon: That's right, that's cool, if you're Christian FZ: Okay Napoleon: You also get Bouillabaisse with it FZ: Yeah, hey, great! Look... Napoleon: And the fish with the eye fallin' out FZ: I want you to send me some pussy... Napoleon: One pussy FZ: Some fish with the eyes falling out... Napoleon: One fishie with the eye falling out FZ: Some Bouillabaisse... Napoleon: Some Bouillabaisse FZ: And a Bible Napoleon: And a what? FZ: And a Gideon Bible Napoleon: And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bring you the Finnishian Bible FZ: The Phoenician Bible? Napoleon: No, the Finnian Bible, that go with the Gideon Bible FZ: The Finnian Bible? Napoleon: The Finnian and the Gideon go together here FZ: This is a terrible connection, I can hardly hear you, but look, buddy... can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry? I'm so hungry, you know? Napoleon: We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad FZ: Fast, ah? Napoleon: That is very fast, so fast you can never know why, he wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what they call him? K, K, K, Kanzus He goes downtown [...] K, K, K, Kanzus Got a big handlebar moustache K, K, K, Kanzus Always hear toot-toot [...] K, K, K, Kanzus Napoleon: You will also like to have a little wussy FZ: Hello, hello, hello, room service? Napoleon: Hallo? FZ: Hey buddy! Napoleon: You did not get your order? FZ: No, listen, it's a... Napoleon: You did, you were not pleased with the pussy? Did you... FZ: You don't like Americans very much here, do you? Napoleon: Oh, you American! That'll be twenty marks! FZ: Yeah, twenty... right. Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know, just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry Napoleon: Well, you have to understand if they didn't bring it up there too fast it's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here, you see... FZ: You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...? Napoleon: We had a very long summer, about that fast... FZ: Uh-huh! Napoleon: That's how long it was, like... uh... that... FZ: Now listen! Napoleon: Wait a minute! FZ: You get that food to my room right away... Napoleon: Room number? FZ: ...or I'm gonna call the American embassy! Napoleon: What? FZ: You mean what am I going to call them? Napoleon: Why? FZ: I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers, that's what I'm gonna call them! Napoleon: What? Why? A barrel of who? Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis You know it, George Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis [...] everybody Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis [...] Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis