Rhymin' Man

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) Ed Mann (percussion) Walt Fowler (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Paul Carman (alto saxophone) Albert Wing (tenor saxophone) Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone) Scott Thunes (bass) Chad Wackerman (drums) Eric Buxton (vocals) Rhymin' Man Tall and tan Rhyme or reason Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! They say when Doctor King got shot Jesse hatched an evil plot Dipped his hands in the Doctor's blood 'N rubbed his shirt like playin' with mud Looked around for all the press 'N said: "Check me out, my name is Jess! I'll be known from towns 'n farms -- Doctor King died in my arms!" Rhymin' Man Tall and tan Rhyme or reason Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! A few years later, legend says Rhymin' man made a run for Prez Farrakhan made him a clown Over there near Hymie-Town Said he was a diplomat -- Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with Arafat Castro was simpatico But the U.S. voters, they said: "No!" Rhymin' Man Tall and tan Rhyme or reason Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! Okay, here we go again! Rhymin' Man says he's your friend Any fool can make a rhyme -- Cowboys do it all the time People say: "Now he's mature!" Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure Horse manure! That's for sure! You been cheatin' -- We kept score! Are you "this"? Or are you "that"? Oh, you naughty Democrat!