Planet of the Baritone Women

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) Ed Mann (percussion) Walt Fowler (trumpet) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Paul Carman (alto saxophone) Albert Wing (tenor saxophone) Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone) Scott Thunes (bass) Chad Wackerman (drums) Eric Buxton (vocals) On the Plane of the Baritone Women They talk low 'Bout stuff they know They sing "Oooh!" And laugh at you Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! If you can't IF YOU CAN'T Do it too DO IT TOO Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! They sing "Li-li-li-li!" They sing "Lo-lo-lo-lo!" The man carry purses Wherever they go Junior executives All in a row Watch the Baritone Women Do the Baritone show Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! They sing about wheat; They sing about corn; They sing about places Where women was born They sing about hate! They sing about fear! It seems like they all got A pretty good ear Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! They sing it in harmony Not often heard With a big ol' cadenza On every long word They keep it as low As they possibly can And sometimes they walk Like an E-GYP-TIAN Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! They do choreography Still more unique! They leave their legs open Whenever they speak! They roll their eyes upward And over again And slam their legs closed When they sing about mmen! Those Baritone Women! They are not your friend! You will make a mistake If you go there again!