Montana (Whipping Floss)

Guy in the audience: "Whipping Post"! FZ: Say that again please! Guy in the audience: "Whipping Post"! FZ: "Whipping Post"? Ok, just a second... (Do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one. Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it, please, just show me how it goes, please. Just sing, sing me "Whipping Post" and then maybe we'll play it with you Guy in the audience: Ooh-ooh-ooh... FZ: Thank you very much. And now... Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition, right? Here we go, "Montana". One two, one two three four... I might be movin' to... FZ: Hold it! Hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good God! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night? Napoleon: George has a tape of it... FZ: George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show... Ready? "Montana"... Wait a minute, "Whipping Post"... No, "Montana". One two, one two three four... FZ: It's too fast for you? One two, one two three four... I might be movin' to Helsinki soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down Tying it to the Whipping Post In the middle of town But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Well I just might grow me some thongs But I'd leave the heavy stuff To somebody else... how 'bout Chester? And then I would Get a person Tie him up To the Whipping Post And beat the living shit out of him So that guy in the audience was satisfied But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Floss Movin' to Montana soon (well...) Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!) (Whip! Whip!) Movin' to Montana soon (now...) Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune (Yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo) Napoleon: Little Booger-bear... Boogers everywhere... FZ: And now for the thrilling conclusion of that song...