Crew Slut

Central Scrutinizer: But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free Larry: Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these Industrial towns I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the local clowns They never give you no respect They never treat you nice So perhaps you oughta try A little friendly advice And be a CREW SLUT Hey, you'll love it Be a CREW SLUT It's a way of life Be a CREW SLUT See the world Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus CREW SLUT Add water, makes its own sauce Be a CREW SLUT So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite The boys in the crew Are just waiting for you You never get to move around You never go nowhere I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the guys out there You always wondered what it's like To go from place to place So, darlin', take a little ride On the mixer's face Be a CREW SLUT Just follow the magic footprints Be a CREW SLUT Hey, you'll love it! Be a CREW SLUT It's a way of life I ain't gonna squash it And you don't need to wash it! CREW SLUT Hey, I'll buy you a pizza CREW SLUT Of course I'll introduce you to Warren The boys in the crew Are only waiting for you Larry: Well you been to Alabama, girl 'N Georgia too 'N all the boys in the crew Is bein' good to you I know you're sayin' to yourself "This is the way to go" Cause when you need a little extra They will give you some mo' Cause you're the CREW SLUT Mary: I'm into leather Larry: That's good! Road Crew Chorus: CREW SLUT Larry: A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather Mary: And rubber Road Crew Chorus: CREW SLUT Larry: Yeh, they like rubber too . . . shrink-tubing With a hair dryer Road Crew Chorus: Trade your spot on the bench For a guy with a wrench And be a CREW SLUT Mary: Ha ha ha Larry: You like that, huh? Road Crew Chorus: CREW SLUT Larry: I told you you'd love it It's a way of life! Road Crew Chorus: The guys in the crew Have got a present for you! Mary: A present for me? Larry: We got a present for you! Mary: Whaddya got? Whaddya gonna give me? Larry: It looks just like a Telefunken U-47 You'll love it Mary: With leather? Central Scrutinizer: Eh errr, eh eh . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again And so MARY was enticed away from JOE By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket Lured into a life of SLEAZERY With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group (I don't know whether it was really Toad-O . . . I don't know . . . I'll check it out) Again we see MUSIC Causing BIG TROUBLE!