Stop The Apocalypse

[Jonny 5] What the fuck is that? Barreling towards our Metropolis From the deep water in the likeness of Lochness Knockin' its noggin like a hockey stick, hockin' spit Meltin' down the top of this planet like chocolates Lava rocks slosh in his esophagus like lozenges For every drop that drips down somebody Starts talkin' shit With the awkwardest sound The prophet says the opposite We've got to stop, stop, stop the apocalypse Elevate like geysers and rise like helium Colorado show 'em how the west is really won Rap 'till my finger's numb Leave your toes tinglin' For heaven on earth slash blue planet kingdom come I'm Jonny 5 but I act like Wall-E 'till the trash is sorted Into more practicaler forms like stacks of quarters I am a bee, surviving colony collapse disorder Stop, stop, stop the apocalypse [Brer Rabbit] Aooooga, aooooga, booga, booga Antichrist pulls up in a bad mini cooper Fabulous doo and a vocab I woulda stayed in school for Says he's overdue but was beach bummin' in Newport So he says, what's new sport I said, stoppin' you of course He says, you have the better chance of slobbing the nob of a unicorn I stuck around the cuneiform and told the spawn of Lucifer The shoelessness of his backside we had a solution for We rise at the end like a standing ovation Lay it on thick for those with thin patience Keep in touch with the good like holding Newborn babies All the while spittin' sicker than a mouth full of rabies Our maybes are certain No closing of curtains Our maydays are milkshakes for the social still forming From storming to norming to fighting to see a new day [Jonny 5] We stand for the Wii Like Nintendo tennis In the land of the free Revolution is key Quinoa lentils spinach We're about to change the game Treat it like a scrimmage Preach to the choir when the minister's finished Speak and inspire like Dennis Kucinich Reaching for hire like the apprentice Leaving 'em fired up and in awe like dentists Perking up antennas It's worth a shot man tetanus To overturn the sentence Making records Broke worldwide Like Guinness Your witness