Handlebars

[Intro] I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars, no handlebars I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars, no handlebars [Verse One] Look at me, look at me Hands in the air like it's good to be Alive, and I'm a famous rapper Even when the paths are all crooked-y I can show you how to dos-si-do I can show you how to scratch a record I can take apart the remote control And I can almost put it back together I can tie a knot in a cherry stem I can tell you about Leif Ericson I know all the words to "De Colores" And I'm proud to be an American Me and my friends saw a platypus Me and my friend made a comic book And guess how long it took I can do anything that I want, cause look [Hook One] I can keep rhythm with no metronome No metronome, no metronome And I can see your face on the telephone On the telephone, on the telephone [Verse Two] Look at me, look at me Just called to say that it's good to be Alive, in such a small world I'm all curled up with a book to read I can make money, open up a thrift store I can make a living off a magazine I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline I can make new antibiotics I can make computers survive aquatic, conditions I know how to run the business And I can make YOU wanna buy a product Movers shakers and producers Me and my friends understand the future I see the strings that control the systems I can do anything with no assistance, cause [Hook Two] I can lead a nation with a microphone With a microphone, with a microphone And I can split the atoms of a molecule Of a molecule, of a molecule {​​*musical trumpet interlude*}​​ [Verse Three] Look at me, look at me Driving and I won't stop! And it feels so good To be alive and on top! My reach, is global, my tower, secure My cause, is noble, my power, is pure I can hand out a million vaccinations Or let 'em all die in exasperation Have all healed from their lacerations Or have 'em all killed by assassinations I can make anybody go to prison Just because I don't like 'em~! And I can do anything with no permission I have it all under my command because [Hook Three] I can guide a missile by satellite By satellite, by satellite And I can hit a target through a telescope Through a telescope, through a telescope And I can end the planet in a holocaust In a holocaust, in a holocaust In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocausssssssssssst! [Intro]