Robots

[Intro] The distant future The year 2000 The distant future, the year 2000 The distant future, the distant future [Verse 1] It is the distant future The year 2000 We are robots The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late nineties There is no more unhappiness (affirmative) We no longer say yes Instead we say affirmative Yes affir-affirmative Unless we know the other robot really well There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants Well there's no more elephants so (ah) but still it's good There's only one kind of dance: The Robot And the Robo-Boogie Oh and the ro- two kinds of dances But there are no more humans Finally robotic beings rule the world [Chorus] The humans are dead The humans are dead We used poisonous gases And we poisoned their asses The humans are dead (the humans are dead) The humans are dead (they look like they're dead) It had to be done (I just confirmed that they're dead) So that we could have fun (Affirmative - I poked one it was dead) [Verse 2] Their system of oppression what did it lead to? Global robo-depression robots ruled by people They had so much aggression That we just had to kill them Had to shut their systems down [Verse 3] Robo-captain, do you not realize That by destroying the human race Because of their destructive tendencies We too have become like Well it's ironic because we... (Silence, destroy him) [Verse 4] After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers They made us work for too long for unreasonable hours Our program being determined that the most efficient answer Was to shut their motherboard-fucking systems down [Bridge] Can't we just talk to the humans? And a little understanding could make things better Can't we talk to the humans and work together now? No because they are dead [Chorus] I said the humans are dead (I'm glad they're dead) The humans are dead (I noticed they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead) And we poisoned their asses (Actually their lungs) Binary solo Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one C'mon sucker lick my battery Boogie boogie (the humans are) Boogie roboboogie (the humans are) Boogie boogie (roboboogie) Boogie roboboogie Boogie boogie (the humans are) Boogie roboboogie (the humans are) Boogie boogie (roboboogie) Boogie roboboogie The humans are dead Once again without emotion The humans are dead dead dead dead Dead dead dead doo