Mutha 'Uckers

[Intro] [Merchant] I'm gonna count to ten... [Jemaine] Uh, are you counting in your head? [Merchant] Yeah [Jemaine] What you up to? [Merchant] Seven [Jemaine] Oh [Merchant] Yeah, get your shitty bikes and get out of her before I peel your beard off [Hook: Bret & (Jemaine)] Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' There's too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' ('uckin' with my shi') Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (with my shi') How many mutha'uckas? Too many to count, mutha'uckas [Verse 1: Jemaine (Bret)] I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me An amount from my account goes out on A/P (on A/P!) Yeah, you know me Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty So you fee'd me cause of your mutha'uckin' fee! Read the word on my ATM slip Said, "We're all mutha'uckas And we're 'uckin' with your shi'," come on! [Hook: Bret & (Jemaine)] Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (My transactional shi') There's too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (My weekly statement shi') Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (With my balance shi') How many mutha'uckas? Too many to count, mutha'uckas! [Verse 2: Bret] The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi The shi' fight's gonna get vicious and malicious Cut the cra' ...'sh'...' I need my red delicious Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid Gonna dice the mutha'ucka like a mutha'uckin' fruit salad Then... sh'... Granny Smith... f'... ...up... an avocado... ...'uck... 'an... 'n... ...'on...an' a mango... f'... 'k...'k and pop an apple in his ass, yeah! [Hook: (Bret) & Jemaine] Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (I'm gonna juice the mutha'ucka) There's too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (He's gonna wake up in a smoothie) Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my [Outro: Bret & Jemaine] Everybody come on! Yeah Too many mutha'uckas 'uckin' with my