Beat My Bitch

[Intro: Busdriver] Flash Bang Grenada (repeated) [Hook: Nocando + Busdriver] I'm not famous, I'm not rich But when I chop it up, you know they can't resist I swing for the fences, bust that stitch Seize that day, own it Make that beat my bitch, beat my bitch Yeah, see how I treat my bitch? Man, this beat's my bitch Let it fall out of pocket, watch me beat my bitch [Verse 1: Nocando] I stay chilling like a teacher in July Fly like a winged creature in the sky Speaking the gospel like a preacher in the choir I'm spitting the methamphetamine, tweaking every line I catch them sleeping on the choir like a snitch And they hating on the sidelines, whining like a bitch I'm fucking up the game, I'm a real life glitch Beats song tripping automatic pitch shift Quick trips spot dates tryna get chips To appetize, my door a long way from an entree They throw bitch fits, we throw shindigs They're not invited, nobody's tripping Ha! They're mad at me, though, pissed Absolutely no bladder control, drip I'm high off life, the ladder that don't slip No matter, I won't quit, go backwards, I don't drift Like a Japanese racer, faster Speed Racer 'Til I get real estate with my dealer plates Assembled with that hard-working American factory labor If not right now, then it'll have to be later And dinner plates, I'm running out of winner's place I demonstrate exactly how my pimping straight Feeling like Gucci in the shade sipping lemonade Sour grapes got all my haters with the bitter face Ricochet, an hour late, a dollar short, that's what the digits say I'm cool as a corpse snowboarding on Christmas day And it's kind of like Weekend at Bernie's, bitch, you heard me! [Hook] [Verse 2: Busdriver] We make the beats a bunch of strippers on water skis Smelling of cocoa butter and Jonas Brothers concert tees Y'all ain't acting bipolar, more like Amy Poehler Crying like some children, so I push you in the baby stroller Oh, no video clip magic Can save us from those idiosyncratic hissy fits You're dishing out titty twists at a tippy-toe bitch pageant With your eye shadow aqua blue, I've had it with the lot of you Cause first thing: you're a nursing border collie And crop circles dropping verses in port-a-potties Kumquat with a kiss of muffin top to the distorted body It's like you're made out of burger fat Plus the way you deepthroat a mic would make Karen O turn her back So I swing on ? Cyrano de Bergerac Read the shit swat the flies, I call you bitch ? Cause the seat of your pants are like octopi We killer, but it oh so happens with you there's no toe taggin' You're in the hood looking like a meek Frodo Baggins How sick? I make house pets out of Komodo dragons Suspense mixed language and leave no closed captions Flash Bang grenadine on the air Throwing gang signs water bear throw ya mama bear And I don't want to care about you Because I'm beating music up, I'm beating music up [Hook] [Verse 3: Nocando] City smog in my chest from a deep breath Light a red, exhale, regret, relieve stress Saying "I don't owe this bitch" is a complete stretch Motherfucker, I take risks, baby, I cheat death You're such a bitch that if a bitch committed a crime You'd be the bitch that pop up in the police sketch My foot up your ass quenching your thirst with my knee sweat To make it worse, I'll be wearing skinny jeans and a V-neck [Busdriver] This is why Hollywood newbies shouldn't interbreed Tiger Beat fodder clogs up your Twitter feed Zach Efron debuts new beard You're backed by Revlon cause paying dues is too weird Bitch, your vagina's peach cobbler For rich textures to get preggers to wobble like a sea otter with warm panties Y'all summon water girls like orphan Annies Bitch made with a rib cage full of assorted candies [Nocando] And I come from a really supportive family So when I make it big, I'll buy my gay cousin a gorgeous tranny Flash Bang, rap game Bad Brains Leave the strip club covered in spray-on tan stains Campaign to give your whole camp pain like damn strain Twisted ligament cramp strain hamstring Tell rappers to they damn face they softer than the light that's leaving the lamp shade Just kidding, I'm your biggest fan, James [Busdriver] Thanks for the white music, blacker than whiteboard Your overstimulated thyroid gives your mangina the new-car smell Damn right if ? thanks to you ? No longer refers to you by name but just a URL Or we're taking shots at dudes, but the shots graze bone Flash Bang Grenada, bitch scrawled on your gravestone We can teleport, ho, you take the long way home You're butter toffee covered in frothy latte foam This beat is my demeaned romantic interest Grab it by the throat with both hands and twist it Ah! Nigga, you stupid Misogyny's cool, Flash Bang