Fat Joe vs. George - Scary Movie 3, Rap battle

[Fat Joe] These guys can't be serious right here Stan and Mini-Me A.K.A. I hope he ain't The one you fight with Hey, yo This nigga's mad corny And ain't got no skills Cause he's all right, but he's not real Don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you'll never get a deal Cause he's all right, but he's not real You're a needle in a haystack I'm the don the city slicker Forget cows and milk your moms Her titties give ya That elixir Thought he wasn't? Bet this nigga end up having kids with his cousin Half-retarded My number-one fan be like (Stammers) That means Fat Joe's the man You're a liar in denial Kill your ass quicker Than I died in "Empire" How dare you want to joust with me? Looking like you dying of SARS or mad cow disease You fake B-Rabbit Out to battle me Eight miles down the road The farm's that away [George] (Note plays) Bitch (Lower note plays) Ho (Notes playing) Now everybody in the 202 Throw your hands in the air cause Fat Joe is screwed Now everybody in the 202 Throw 'em up Check it out I'm a white boy But my neck is red I put Miracle Whip On my Wonder Bread My face is pale Nah, I've never been in jail Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail How many bitches have I slapped? Zero, unh And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him I can't dance I wear khaki pants My middle name's Lance My grandma's from France So maybe I'm wack Cause my skin ain't black But you can't talk smack Cause whitey just struck back