The Kiss Of Kathleen Turner

[Intro] *Train sounds* Excuse me, sir? Could you maybe put down the newspaper for a few seconds? You know, it's not a big problem I wanna tell you Just two sentences or something? Oh ja? – Von wo bist du her? – Wien, Innere Stadt Na wahnsinn! Die Welt ist doch klein, ned? Seit 1984 fahr ma schon in diesem Zug und haben uns no ned kennenglernt Wenn ich mich erinnere an alte Zeiten, so Ottakring, Neustift, Grinzing *coughing* [Verse 1] Since 1984 I take the 7:30 train going into Brasil City At this hour of the day, I'm not too well humored Cause life doesn't show any pity "You're always nagging, bragging, complaining 'bout yourself And putting things down in the world Take a good look at Kathleen Turner Now there's one heck of a girl" [Hook] I've been to hell and back, but I'm alright Jack And everything [?] I got my mind made up, you know I can't be stopped I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now I've been to hell and back, but I'm alright Jack Now I know what love is about Under the seven moons I made a solemn vow I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now Smack! In the middle [Verse 2] *phone rings* "Hello?" "Oh it's me, I know it's late, but I just had to call you I'll be over real soon" Kathleen? Kathleen? Is this a dream, or what? Is this really happening to me or is this just fantasy? In this world there's only one woman Who can make my dreams come true And that woman, Kathleen... Itґs you [Hook] [Bridge] Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by (He wants a kiss!) Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by (He wants a kiss!) I don't want a kiss, I want lots of kisses (He wants a kiss!) (Hallelujah, he's in love Hallelujah, glory, glory) Am I too shy? Just come on and give me the first kiss of my life, Kathleen! [Verse 3] Issos Die Katalaunischen Felder Cannae Mount Greek Austerlitz Waterloo Verdun Stalingrad Hiroshima Nagasaki Harrisburg Brockdorf Zwentendorf Cattenom Wackersdorf Tschernobyl [Outro] Kathleen, you still hear me babe? Kathleen, do you know what I'm talking about? I'm just talking about Not the first kiss of my life I'm talking about ... our planet .. Kathleen! *Military marching sounds*