The Last To Know

Where it grows on trees But never blooms Where it hurts the least for whoever Saw it first First to go and the last to know Lasts longer than a lifetime Takes the least amount of effort Feels better than a bargain Just to know it's there Can't you see There's only one me And that me is me I know where but I cannot share You'll call me - I'll stand in line till then I'll be waiting Can't you see All circuits are busy Please try back again