Act Right

Ayo, Abilities man *Yo what up?* Yo, I got a lil' somethin' I gotta get off my chest right quick *Spit it out, spit it out, go ahead spit it out* Alright dig this man, I'm sick of all these punk motherfuckers in this rap game You know what I'm sayin? *What's happenin' fool?* I'm sayin' these fools steppin' up to us knowin' they shit is straight ga'bage You know what I'm talkin' about, E&A don't play that shit man *Why don't you explain?* Alright, check it out... [Eyedea] It's like we walk into the place and instantly we surrounded The kingpin, big shots, of this underground shit In less than a sec Abilities is at the bar Half these guys don't even know who we are, but we still act like stars Your set could'a been tight, I wasn't listenin' I was peepin' out some new lyrics my man Carnage was kickin' [Carnage] Forcin' this contortionist towards blowin' kids Physicals over inproportionate coordinates (..damn that shit is hot) [Eyedea] Now back to the subject, to me not givin' a damn about you This is my world, it just so happens that you live in it too But that don't mean I gotta tolerate your talk There's a thousand other people in this room That'd probably love to hear your thoughts But while your uncomfortably ridin' my tip Abilities is upstairs stealin' yo chick You want props, stop runnin' your mouth Just give a pound, buy a CD, and be out Yo, you need to take a few steps back Your DJ can't scratch and your emcee can't rap You all up in my face and we just came here to max Man you stupid motherfuckers need to learn how to act "Ayo, ain't that that Eyedea kid, talkin' all that crazy.. Man I'm 'bout to hyperbolate this fool, you can't see me!" Ever since we started winnin' battles and travelin' 'cross the land Fools think if they could beat you they could beat you and They wanna test so they step not knowin Eyedea's rep to leave 'em swept Up off they feet, the contest always ends like this: -Your cheap flimsy chump style ain't worth the ground it'll get buried beneath -The beats are buckin' your weak, flowin' your flow is scared of the beat(?) -Princess, the king's here so play the background -How's that sound? You just got clowned now sit your ass down Man these kids get on my nerves, but I can't pretend I hate 'em Cause whack emcees are such a great source of entertainment Me and Abilities watched the Blaze Battles for like a year: "This kid out there, got nothin' to do" Heh, it's funny, sometime's kids is so whack with the rappin Instead of actually rappin' back I just wind up laughin' like *haha haha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha ha* Yo, you need to take a couple steps back Your partner can't scratch, and your cousin can't rap You all up in my face and we just came here to max Man you stupid motherfuckers need to learn how to act "Oh my God, Eyedea & Abilities, you guys are soo phat! My boyfriend loves you guys soo much You know what? Oh my God, you should sign my tits Oh great, this is gonna be perfect!" You know we love to see ya'll at the shows But this is dedicated to the ones someone might call a *ho* All I gotta do is wink to get you back to my hotel I can't respect a person that don't respect themselves You're that one girl I went to highschool with Back then you treated me like I wasn't shit You say if I give you a free CD you'll show me your tits? You get the CD for ten bucks like everyone else you stupid *bi-yotch* *No* I don't care if you just broke up with your boyfriend *No* I ain't tryin' to go where every other rapper's been *No* If I was to kick it all my boys would clown so I could *Never hold you, can't hold you, won't hold you down* Look all you gotta do is learn some manners Women and men, DJs and rappers There's nothin' more to say, this meeting is adjourned And if you don't know by now *I think it's time you learned*