Me & Mandy

[Verse 1] You're a bitch, you switched You constantly changed, every day you were stranger Monday – fun day, Tuesday – booze day Wednesday slagging me off to your friends-day Thursday, oy, fuck Thursday Called me up broke it to me in the worse way Firstly, that's it, no more nice guy Come back crawling more than twice guy Pissed, in ever-y, sense of the word I'mma sip another bevvy, all alone like a nerd I've found a new love we're meeting later Getting dropped off by a mate of a mate and Her names Mandy, comes in handy She nicer than you cause she's never ever spiteful Utterly delightful, getting in a zone We ain't going home cause we're out for the weekend [Hook] She won't say where we gonna go And I do not need to know No no Cause it's just me and Mandy We sit there looking at the Thames Couldn't give a fuck about our old friends No Cause it's just me and Mandy [Verse 2] So, where we gonna go? I know a few spots down in old Soho We could go Koko or Commercial Rd Or reach to Kings Cross, look I don't give a toss It's just me and you, girl lead the way Let's seize the day, there's no need to say Where we gonna end up cause I don't give a fuck About life right now, cause I liked that cow She lied and I nearly went and wifed that cow Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow Get down to business, get her out my head If I focus my mind she'll be gone by Christmas Now I got some brand new crystal mistress Mandy, trust, you been on my wish list Let me have a little, argh, you taste like shit In 20 minutes time it'll all be worth it [Verse 3] She won't say where we gonna go And I do not need to know, no no no no Argh, I'm buzzing off your chemicals Generally speaking my head and not my genitals Eyes wide open, heart on a rush-ting Where I wanna be cause at lunch I was suffering Sitting on the bus and then tussling with facts Now I couldn't give a shit cause my skulls reshuffling Must have been Mandy, must have been you I can't string a sentence, must have been you I'm all spaced out now, it must have been you The moment I met ya, loved the adventure Right to the center the problems gone Not sure if it's paradise, lies or dementia Glad that we met you were good for the night Been the best 12 hours of the last 6 months [Hook] [Bridge] Out me nut, out me nut Out me nut, out me nut Out me nut, out me nut Out of my nut [Hook]