The Restroom

[Intro] Man This song goes out to that that beautiful girl in the food court But I couldn't even talk to her Cause I had to use the restroom Damn [Verse 1] Cute girl across the room Wish I could say hi to you But this food is getting in the way Probably know me from vine I'm talking shit all the time Promise I'm not an asshole everyday Made a song eat yo ass so I could skip my class With this song just want to talk to you And my ass really hurts and I got booty squirts And we'll make this thing work but I gotta use the restroom [Chorus] Poop always gets the best of people It makes me think just what to do And should I go be that negro And get her number while shitting too What to do Woah and I don't know what to do I'm asking you I don't know what to do [Verse 2] Your eyes looking beautiful I wanna eat your booty hole I'm sorry that I get carried away Sometimes I get afraid And I forget how to behave But I'm new to this feeling of love I waved and you smirked Promise I'll put you first But you gotta let me take a poo These natural things help me out when I sing 'Though it's really damn gross I want you Fuck all my hoes [Chorus] [Verse 3] Man I can't let her go Man do you think she knows About that big dick? Yeah it's pretty thick It's like 8.5 inches though But shit I gotta let this out Nigga I know whatchu talking 'bout If she goes down south and opens that mouth And smells that shit oh my [Chorus] Poop always gets the best of people Uh check it It makes me think just what to do And should I go just be that negro And get her number while shitting too What to do I don't know what to do I've been asking you A nigga don't know what to do [Outro] Uh, aye I'm done shitting girl It's nice to meet you My name's Eric Dunn How about we go to lunch sometime me and you I'm a pretty nice guy you should get to know me I think you real beautiful Let's go Copyright - Eric Dunn, Dunn Enterprises, 2014