Cookies

[Intro: Eric Dunn & White Friend] (Yo Eric let me get some pancakes with chocolate chips) What you mean pancakes bruh We supposed to be eating cookies with chocolate chips we in college (Eating Cookies?) Yea Bruh [Hook: Eric Dunn & Chip Hoch] Momma not here guess what I eat in the morning Cookies nigga, cookies nigga Daddy not here guess what I eat in the morning Cookies nigga, cookies nigga Grandma not here guess what I eat in the morning Cookies nigga, cookies nigga Only friends here guess what I eat in the morning Cookies nigga, cookies nigga [Verse 1: Chip Hoch] Chip Hoch and I just woke up Eating cookies in the morning and I think its fucked up Mom and dad aren't here breaking all the rules Eric threw me a cookie and we look like tools Got a meal plan but its seven a.m Say no to eggs I want chocolate Teddy Grahams I've been chilling in bed wanting food So I said, "Yo Eric I want a cookie dude" Parents called asked if I ate my protein I said no I'm licking off vanilla cream They said what Said I'm munching on cookies fam You're not here so I really don't give a damn We in college so nutrition don't apply Walmart cookie shopping grocery cart flying by Sugar rush in the morning everybody knows But I don't give a fuck pass the oreos [Hook] [Verse 2: Eric Dunn] Yo Famous Amos, Chips Ahoy, Nutter Butter Just the sound of the cookies makes a nigga want to shudder Chip said make some pancakes I said no Cause we just bought a 24 pack of oreos When I was back home ya I used to pout Now I'm stealing loads of cookies from little girl scouts Milano and Nilla makes me want to shout If cookie was a team every game would be a rout Fudge Shoppes versus fucking Rice Crispies Drinking soda too got to take a piss please Biscuits, gravy, bacon, and toast Hell no I want Thin Mints to go We like dogs tossing cookies like frisbees We make old people say these are the bee's knees When I wake up you be feeling really gay Cause I make it rain lots of cookies every damn day NIGGA! [Hook] [Outro: Eric Dunn & White Friend] (Yo Eric don't get upset but I kind of ate your last cookie) Uhh what, what am I supposed to eat for breakfast now dawg (I don't know cookies) Whatever bruh, you better pay me back (Haha psych) (Chip Hoch Eric Dunn cookies nigga) Cookies