Crazy Country Hop

[Verse 1] Way down in a country town one day A little, old country band began to play They had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone When the leader said go them cats began to blow [Chorus] Ooh wee oh oh Ooh la la, let's rock and roll [Verse 2] Now all the people gathered around Just to dig that rocking-rolling sound Suddenly the drummer rang a bell And all them country cats began to yell [Chorus] [Verse 3] Old McDonald did a crazy bop Said it's time to milk my cow, I got to stop But just before I cool it and cut out Here's something all you cats can think about [Chorus] [Verse 4] Snaggle-toothed Malinda was a drag She latched onto a dude who showed up stag He tried to run and then he tripped and fell She kissed him and we all could hear him yell [Chorus] [Verse 5] Well, a hound dog ran a polecat into town Brought him to the dance and laid him down Someone hollered skunk and you can bet All them country cats is running yet [Chorus]