Crazyland

[Verse 1] Let me take your hat friend Tell me what's the matter 'Round here folks call me the Mad Hatter That's Sad in the corner with his heart on his sleeve Talking to Regret, who's never gonna leave Over there playing pool is Fool and Lost And tending bar tonight that's All My Fault We all just hang out and listen to Blues Sing his songs, there's nothing else to do in [Chorus] Crazyland Since you said goodbye It's been crazy man Lunatics, liars and also-rans Waiting on her leaving to come back again Here in Crazyland Talking to yourself is the only plan Giving up on your last give a damn Here in Crazyland [Verse 2] Pick you out a stool son I'll buy the first round I'll tell you how her leaving Brought the whole house down No, not that one, that's Sorrows He's over, shaking hands with I Told You So That's Outta His Mind, that just walked in And he's ol' Insane's new best friend It's a whole damn room full of lost whose who's And you never know who you're gonna run into in [Chorus] Crazyland Since you said goodbye It's been crazy man Lunatics, liars and also-rans Waiting on her leaving to come back again Here in Crazyland Talking to yourself is the only plan Giving up on your last give a damn Here in Crazyland [Instrumental Break] [Outro] I didn't catch your name, friend, sorry 'bout that Sure nice to meet you, baby, please come back