Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Frank: Whats wrong with your face baby Yikes! With those teeth when you through there'll be no dust left to bite Christ newsflash, kid this is show business Show some class when you dress Shave that bush off your lip BOOM! Your bands named Queen Huh? Ain't that sweet You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat Thats whats wrong with you people you'll do anything to get famous You changed your name to Mercury you should've been Freddie Uranus Freddie: You think I haven't heard those things before You're just a bully who's too scared to go to a war' You had a hit song called My Way But someone else wrote it You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents You've got four notes in your whole range You can't act and you can't dance Im more powerful than you when im wearing women's pants Why do you stand there in a suit Its like your trying to bore me When I rock the UK South America gets horny Because my songs have balls They're the anthems of victory Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy Your in the pocket of the Mafia and everybody knows it Guinea Dago Guinea Dago? Guinea Dago Figaro Frank: Easy jaws of life I can't stand a racist I love the coloreds and the queers just ask Sammy Davis Look we all wanna swing baby but you took it too far You played butthole roulette and you lost the draw Freddie: I took one for Both teams from a disease no one knew existed I didn't leave a mark on history i French Kissed it Im a champion of the world extinguished in his prime So kiss my ass Frankie but you'll have to wait in line