Adam vs eve

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ADAM VS EVE BEGIN! [Eve] This battles gonna end like every argument does With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub I made a map motherfucker and I'm reading it too Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you I know that you like to think you're so macho But you smell like ball sacks and nachos I work while you and your boyfriend Steve Drink and play sports in a fantasy league You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips So go ahead take a shot I'm sure that you'll miss Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list If you'd stop fucking up i wouldn't have to get pissed [Adam] My life was fine 'til you had to come along and wreck it Could you please just shut your face for 10 seconds You cry about everything Cause you can't decide what you want I'm hungry, I'm fat, I'm cold, I'm hot You call it a complex But yo, I'd call you a mess You take two hours to cum Three more to get dressed You got a lotion for this you got a cream for that Got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back? When things are good they're great and it's like I'm dreaming Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon It ain't Summer Eve don't try to play me like a douche You wanna bite on my fruit well you can swallow the truth [Eve] Don't even bring up swallow The first man on earth ain't a tough act to follow One pump chump and you're hung like a weasel Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle You want alone time? have it, in fact Suck your own dick and Shave your own back The apple's the best thing I've bit so far Now I see how much of a dick you are [Adam] I wasn't listening are you still flapping those lips? I was just thinking yo did I give up a rib for this? Woman I just dont know what your problem is All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch [Adam and (Eve)] I'm sorry (Im sorry too) Alright nice *"Mood" music starts playing, but is abruptly cut off* (Dont even think about it!) Ok that's fine we could eat WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC (OH YEAH) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!