The Hip Hop Police Scandal (Skit)

Chat: *phone picks up* Police Chief Rick Ross: Hello. This is Police Chief Rick Ross from the Hip Hop Police Station. How may I help you? What is it? Murder? Theft? Dickriding to the extreme? EmperorAguila1: What’s up? I’m here to report a very serious crime. A user on Rap Genius thinks he has more swag than EmperorAguila! Police Chief Rick Ross: We’ll be right on it, homie! Just stay on the top of your game, and don’t lose flow. What’s his name? EmperorAguila1: I’m not quite sure, my brotha. I’ll have to get back to you on that Police Chief Rick Ross: Alright, you have a good day, dawg *ends phone call* *phone picks up* EmperorAguila: What’s up man? EmperorAguila1: Bro, I have some major news. A user on Rap Genius thinks he’s better than you EmperorAguila: What the fuck? What is this lame-ass’ name? EmperorAguila1: His name is YouTuber123, and I’m pretty sure this guy actually likes Hopsin... EmperorAguila: *laughs* I’m laughin’ my ass off here. You know where he lives? Let’s report him to the cops EmperorAguila1: I’m pretty sure he lives on 8 Mile EmperorAguila: Aight! Let’s go get ‘em! Time Card: 20 Minutes Later… XX/\/\E: AY BOYS COME AND GET THIS motherfucker Police Chief Rick Ross: “LETS ROLL!” XX/\/\E: “FAT motherfucker YOU GONNA ROLL DOWN THIS HILL” *sirens wail* YouTuber123: What the hell is this? EmperorAguila: Don’t act like you don’t already know Time Card: Two hours later… YouTuber123: Why am I here? XX/\/\E: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK motherfucker YouTuber123: How am I supposed to know? XX/\/\E: An external source said that you said you were better then EmperorAguila motherfucker. HOW COULD YOU motherfucker!? His mixtape “July” is a classic! Plus, you rap as well as Wayne plays the guitar… YouTuber123: But...but...but… XX/\/\E: But WHAT motherfucker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!? YouTuber123: I only said that his “Cheesin’ Remix” was lame and that Translucent renegaded him on “Happy Birthday Yeezy!” EmperorAguila: Bruh...I hate that remix now. I made it when I didn’t know how to rap. Plus, I ghostwrote that bridge for him YouTuber123: Nah… XX/\/\E: Lock this motherfucker up! Time Card: A few bad puns later *at the jail walking past cells* *whistling* XX/\/\E: A lot of rapping motherfuckers frequently end up here. Some of them include Lil Wayne, Gucci Mane, and former Police Chief Keef *walks by his cell* Ken Kaniff: Why hello stranger. We’re gonna have some fun, aren’t we? *rapping a parody of Rap God* I’m begining to feel like a rape god, rape god All of my inmates are forced to blow hard, blow hard Now who thinks their mouth’s wide enough to be a porn star, porn star? YouTuber123: NO!!!