Steve Berman (Skit) [MMLP]

*Music playing in the background* Eminem: Heyyy Steve Berman: Hey, Em, what's up Eminem: Steve Berman, what's going on man, how you doin'. Good to see you again. What's up Steve Berman: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please? Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's u... Steve Berman: Vanessa, shut the door Secretary: Okay Eminem: So what's up, how's orders lookin' for the first week Steve Berman: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all Eminem: Wh- Steve Berman: This album is less than nothing I can't sell this fucking record Eminem: Wha... Steve Berman: Do you know what's happening to me out there? Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem? Steve Berman: Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself! Eminem: Who's Violet... Steve Berman: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass? Eminem: But I... Steve Berman: I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this Do you know why Dre's record was so successful He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin Eminem: I mean... Steve Berman: I can't sell this shit! Eminem: What... Steve Berman: Either change the record or it's not coming out! Eminem: What I- Steve Berman: Now get the fuck out of my office! Eminem: What am I supposed... Steve Berman: NOW! Eminem: Alright man, (whatever)