Square Dance

[Produced by Eminem & Jeff Bass] [Intro] People! It feels so good to be back Ladies and gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who [Verse 1] Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease All these people I had to leave in limbo I'm back now, I've come to release this info So I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple Canibitch don't want no beef with Slim, nooooo! Not even on my radar So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos From seance to seance Aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw [Hook] C'mon now, let's all get on down Let's do-si-do now We gon' have a good time Don't be scared, cause there ain't nothing to worry about Let your hair down And square dance with me! [Verse 2] Yeah, let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back With a plan to ambush this Bush administration Mush the Senate's face and push this generation Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like This white hot light that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned Oh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhere Do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there Go to the Beirut and do a show there Yeah you laugh till your mothafucking ass gets drafted While you're at band camp thinking that crap can't happen Till you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin Inside a package wrapped in Saran wrap wrappin' Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin' Fucking assassins hi-jackin' Amtrak's, crashin' All this terror, America demands action Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy You just a baby getting recruited at 18 You're on a plane now, eating their food and their baked beans I'm 28, they gonna take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady My views ain't changed, still Inhumane, wait Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me! [Hook] [Verse 3] Nothing moves me more than a groove that soothes me Nothing soothes me more than a groove that boosts me Nothing boosts me more or suits me beautifully There's nothing you can do to me, stab me, shoot me Psychotic, hypnotic, product I got the antibiotic Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada God I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la Oochie walla walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta Keep moving, there's more music to make Keep making new shit, produce hits to break The monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock and Hennessy, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies On your knees, Got you under siege Somebody you would give a lung to be Hungry like a fucking younger me Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothin' I'm past bluffing Pass the K-Y, let's get ready for some intense serious ass fucking! [Hook] [Outro] Dr. Dre wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas wants to square dance with me X to the Z wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me Cana-bitch won't square dance with me Fan-a-bitch won't square dance with me Canada-bis don't want no parts of me Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you Yeeehawww!