So Bad

[Verse 1] I’m the American Dream, I’m the definiton of white trash ballin’ I’m right back on em, with a (chicka chicka chicka) I can’t call it; same shit, different toilet Oh, you got a nice ass, darling Can’t wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin What you mean we ain't fuckin’, you take me for a friend? Lemme tell you the whole story of Shady’s origin You’ll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again Now, it all started with my father I must’ve got my pimpin' genes from him, the way he left my momma I’m a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama Keep my entourage with me, baby I’m making a promise There ain't nobody as bomb as me, I’m as calm as the breeze I’m the bee’s knees, his legs, and his arms I'm a superstar girl, I’m ready for you, mama Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas [Hook] So bad, I’m so good (that I’m so bad) I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again X2 [Verse 2] I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo First I’ll kiss your navel, work my way down Baby you can lay down on the table But you may wanna find something more stable I told you I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April But thank you for staying, April I'mma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake G’s Skip over the "huggy bear", and all the "kissy face", please Initiate Phase 3, missy, now service me Take another shot of Jäger, shake it so nervously Take your time baby, oh you’re the bomb baby Oh you’re doing that even better than your mom, lady I told you why I’m Shady, you didn't listen, now did you? Relax woman, you know that I’m only kidding with you Got a twisted sense of humor, its warped, but I didn't hit you I think you’re finally starting to get the picture, I’m just [Hook] [Bridge] Call me dynamite...dynamite...dynamite, soul Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite soul I can hold you in the morning but in the evening I gotta go Cause I'm on to the next girl and the next girl I kind of like, oh [Verse 3] I got you caught up in the rapture Make you recapture the feelings you had for Your last boyfriend, before he slapped ya You never wanted someone so bad, you're Sweating, but if I’m what you wanted Why’d you panic when I grabbed ya? Girl, don't be so frantic, I’m just a hopeless romantic Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's so organic You can’t ignore it, so don't just stand before it Just drop them panties to the floor, let’s get to camcording Damn shawty, I told you this was bound to happen Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin I was bound to work a number on your back And throw your spine out of alignment My love has got you so blind that You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup So stop at the store, pick a pint up Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going No one will knock cause I'mma hang a sign up saying "don't disturb" Shawty I’m so superb, I say the right things Don't I spit the dopest words? [Hook] [Bridge] [Hook]