Same Song & Dance

[Produced by Dawaun Parker and Dr. Dre] [Intro] (Same song and dance) Damn, girl everywhere I go (Same song and dance) I like the way you move all over the globe (Same song and dance) Something about it man (Same song and dance) In the pale moonlight [Verse 1] I'm looking at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by The whole rapper thing aren't ya Probably thinking you'll get slapped so damn hard you Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya Couple rape charges people think you're a monster The police constantly bugging you non-stop I walk up on you, "Well, hello Tonya" I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck You outta gas? Do you got a flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundry mat, I got your back Why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back And sit up front, I'm not asking it's a trap You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a wrap In broad day and no masks for this attack I heard 'em say exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back, come on [Hook] Yeah, baby do that dance It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass That windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you bawl why you crying to me (Same song and dance) [Verse 2] The first victim I had she was a big one Big movie star, a party girl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab every four to six months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts At Nickelodeon flashed the little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son Look here she comes, I'd better pull out the big guns Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin hun How 'bout a ride to rehab? Get in cunt But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl I'm just kidding, let me start over again hun See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you, it woulda already been done Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her With 66 inches of extension cord [Hook] [Verse 3] My second victim was even bigger than the first Pop star, icon, the whole works She played the little schoolgirl when she first Burst up on the scene, it seemed that the world was hers She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts It irked me, it made me mad at first, I lashed out in my songs But what was really going, on was that I had developed a crush I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk? We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell like "Hello, my love" I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feeling you Britney I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since the schoolgirl juvenile delinquent I've been feeling you, ooh-ooh, girl you sexy little gal you Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value C'mon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm 'bout to make a new outfit outta you New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit outta you, shoot Now show me how you move, baby do how are you do [Hook] [Outro] Same kicking and screaming Same crying and sobbing (Same song and dance) Same begging and pleading Same yelling and bleeding (Same song and dance)