Remind Me

[Verse 1] Yo! I bust in, devilish grin, disgustin' Asshole, freckled cheeks and a butt chin Calling all party animals Get on the floor when I pop up on some Whac-A-Mole shit In search of a chick who stacked them so thick And implants are so big She can hang me up on that rack, big ol' tits Like Anna Nicole Smith Body's bananas and sass to go wit' I spot you at first glance and go, "shit!" You wearin' those pants that don't fit That butt won't ever give up That's why you stick it out no matter what 'Cause you got an ass that won't quit So, get on the horn, my saxophone Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow! You just laugh and go heehee 'Cause you're just as nasty so that's appropriate That's why— [Hook: Eminem / Joan Jett & the Blackhearts] I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I said I love you, 'cause remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (yeah, me) [Interlude] You know, I'm wearin' a new shirt tonight too, yo With me on it [Verse 2] I'm lookin' at your tight rear like a sightseer Your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea The plan's to bring you to my house You're drinkin' Jack and Beam I'm thinking soon as trampolines so we should bounce But you're out of your tube-top If you're thinking that mi casa es su casa Yeah, you're a cute fox Perfect ten so back that up like a moonwalk Girl, you're smokin' like Snoop Dogg But you must be Token if you think you're takin' over my quarters There goes the dime into the jukebox Two shots of blue Hpnotiq and soon I'll Turn this pool hall to a barroom brawl So Rick, scratch on the break like the cue ball Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox And excuse the locker room talk, I'm just too raw But apparently, so are you, ma 'Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off And that's why— [Hook: Eminem / Joan Jett & the Blackhearts] I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (yeah, me) [Bridge: Eminem & Joan Jett & The Blackhearts] Said can I take you home, where we can be alone? Shorty, you the shit Girl, I ordered you to sit I know you're probably feelin' me more than you admit Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink From the bottom to the top, floor to ceiling You ain't run of the mill, you're one in a million 'Cause real tits are still fun But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones [Verse 3] So come and spend the night with the guy most are terrified of But tonight, curiosity overrides ya Besides you're fire (I love) like a starter pistol Crystal and slides huns, tonight I'm your pilot 'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl You're so fucking fly, you belong in the mile high club So come on, baby, the night's young Don’t string me along, I’m high-strung We might wind it up, unbound like we're trying for the Cy Young Fuckin' 'fore we get to the house, screwin' our brains out Like changing a lightbulb That's why I like ya, 'cause I'm crazy just like ya Now every time I get brain, you screw mine up I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindfuck So ready, set, aim and fire Yes, babe, I’m fallin' in likeness kinda, why I love [Hook: Eminem / Joan Jett & the Blackhearts] I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me) I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (yeah, me)