My Mom

[Intro] Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay, aight aight aight aight aight aight Yo, yo.. yo, yo Aight I'mma lay the chorus first Here we go now [Hook] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on, what I'm on, cause I'm my mom [Verse 1] My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired Of hearing bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-ums Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fucking peas on my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either "What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether Either that or the motherfucker's been puffing reefer." But all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought Pee in a teacup, bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fucking with me for Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playing, go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra [Hook] [Verse 2] Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I Now here's a plate full of painkillers, now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes You little motherfucker I'll make you sit there and make that Retarded fucking face without even tasting it You better lick the fucking plate, you ain't wasting it Put your face in it fore I throw you in the basement again And I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there In one fucking place finnickin til next Thanksgiving and If you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit And so what if he did It's none of your dang business, kid [Bridge] My mom there's no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on Cause [Hook] [Verse 3] My mom loved Valium, now all I am Is a party animal, I am what I am But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach But my buzz only lasts about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh Man I never thought that I could ever be A drug addict, naw Fuck that I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happening A tragedy The fucking past ended up catching me And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Ma, beautiful She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fucking aspirin and say that it has a headache Here, want a snack You hungry you fucking brat Look at that, it's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it But I don't need it Well fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up Aight Ma you win I don't feel like arguing I'll do it, pop it, gobble it and start wobbling Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead [Hook] [Outro: Eminem] My mom, I'm just like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my momma Me momma, ay like-a da momma Haha, sorry mom I still love you though Dr. Dre 2010, ay this shit is hella hard homie Yo, take us on outta here, woo