My Darling

[Verse 1] If I woulda rap about the crap that's out, that's the route You probably want me to take cause you're just dying to know what I think Hear my take on some other rappers If I was to say somethin about Paul Wall, you'd probably crap in your pants Cause I'm White and he's White, so he's like my competition I mean, right Nope, Paul Wall is dope, and so is Bubba, so b-b-b-b-b-b But I don't compete with nobody I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali shuffle And dance around my opponents, do donuts Sometimes I play possum, like I'm asleep, it's awesome I'm like a sleepin giant and when I awake I'm like Dre I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey And sink my teeth in em and fill em, full of poison And make a noise like a snake before I kill em And let em know that I just don't feel em And smack 'em with the backwards E on the Eminem emblem I was taught if you gonna murder somebody you should face 'em Tell 'em why, look 'em dead in the eye, then waste 'em And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell Then swallow the shell, all the hollow who dwell In the shadows of all who are willing to sell their souls For this rap game and it g-g-goes One-two-three, chk-chk one-two-three Chk-chk one-two-three, that ain't the hook, now follow me There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me Everybody bores me, they're just so corny So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer" [Hook] My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling You and me were meant to be together my darling And if I cannot have you no one can, you're my darling Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling You and me were meant to be together my darling And if I cannot have you no one can, you're my darling Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body [Verse 2] "Shady, I know you're in there somewhere, come here Talk to me, sit, here, pull up a chair Why don't you cut your hair? Dye it back, come on, try it" Ahh, no! I told you leave me the fuck alone, will you? "But I'm here to rebuild you" But I already killed you! "But Shady, we were meant for each other, think about your mother" Yeah, so what of her? "You think about what she did to you and your little brother All them foster homes" Fuck you mothafucka! I had you beat! "No, I was playin possum, remember? I let you watch your little girls blossom I gave you enough time, your soul's mine I'm takin it back" You fuckin bitch, why?! "Because I love you, look a little closer Isn't that us on that poster?" [Hook] [Verse 3] "Shady, listen (Shady!) You hear that? They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back" But I don't want it back "Yes, you do" No I don't "Yes, you do, you're gonna regret it later" No I won't "I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the Doctor" Go ahead, I already talked to Dre yesterday "Well I got him on the phone right now" (Slim) You're lying! (Yo, Slim) How, why now? What up Dre? (Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to you I don't know, it just seems like ever since you got off your Drugs you became a lot softer) But Dre, all Shady is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka (Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here Just hit me back and let me know what's up) Fuck this mirror! "I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you" Fuck you, die you son of a bitch "Put the gun down" Bye-bye! Okay, I'm still alive "So am I too! You can't kill a spirit even if you tried to Ha ha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you? You remember that night you prayed to God You'd give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right? Ooh Look at this house, look at these cars, they're so nice, woo! Oh, but you didn't know fame has a price too? That you just now seeing the downside too Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too Ain't even sure if your kids like you Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without NyQuil Become a Valium addict, start a rehab cycle But together we can break the cycle, Marshall" What?! "No one's gonna love you like I do" [Hook]