Medicine Ball

[Intro] Ohh, my goodness! What have I done? Oh no (oh no) I can't believe it! (believe it) It's like (it's like) I've got the whole WORLD, in my palm (in my palm) And I'm ready to drop bombs [Verse 1] Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca That's my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector! I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex, and I bet ya I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya They say once bitten and twice shy Well I lie next to the guy With nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester? Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her [Hook] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends [Verse 2] All my Westside bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up Man I think that he just fell off the deep end, sho' enough So you better change the station to keep from throwin up Man you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole you kiddin? I'll pee on Rihanna, see man I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her Imagine a visual for that man, who woulda thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeace But the chick's so old she looks like she out-lived a life sentence I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive! [Hook] [Verse 3] Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch With both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me - like it's my fault His name rhymes with so many different words, jeez! So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please? "Eminem, I'm coming to kill you {*sniffs*} Always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume {*sniffs*} Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you You're taking this shit too far {*sniffs*} Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore" [Hook] [Outro] The world is mine! (the world is mine)