G.O.A.T.

[Intro] And I’m willing to borrow your grass, but I specialize in eating MCs In the immortal words of LL Cool J as he would say I'm a G.O.A.T And for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is, it means the greatest of all time And I consider myself one of those so thank you very much, here it goes [Verse 1] This is the part I was worried about Everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes And I'm in some dusty garage inhalin' them carbon monoxide fumes And everyone's tellin' me what I should do And how I should come out and what to rap about And I know I got a lot up in my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out And I'm not sure how this is gonna come off They're probably gonna think that I'm comin' off as cocky Like I just started givin' a fuck what you really think about me See, the thing about me Is you don't really know a thing about me Everyone's makin' a stink about me Like there's some kind of an aura of that of the king around me Surround me with nothin' but gangsters, killers, and bangers And the most dangerous criminals And I feel like I'm more comfortable around them than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors But see, my dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave Why does it seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other MCs So when Weezy says that he's better than Jay-Z Please be that just subliminally Means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's The only one up in that league, see And it's easy just to consider me one of the greatest white rappers there is Knowin' goddamn well that I'm one of the best motherfuckin' rappers who ever lived, period [Hook] I'm a G.O.A.T And I don't mean to gloat But I know what I know and I know what you think And these magazines'll never put it in ink Because how would it look if they considered me as a G.O.A.T And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is It means the greatest of all time And I consider myself one of those So thank you very much, here it goes [Verse 2] Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game So they gotta go try to find 'em a new Eminem Or a new Shady, if they think it's gonna happen Man, I thought I was crazy Or maybe I could be takin' it wrong and they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way So let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way See, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringin' up that Paul Wall's white Cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight And Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't write Because he's so caught up in that snow white That Timbaland can't even get him in the studio He's so gone off that coke, right And it's so sad, cause he's dope, right America's next great white hope, right So now they feel like they gotta come up with Some corny-ass White Rapper Show, right And which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about They said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out There's somethin' about a white boy talking black And runnin' around with a damn grill in his mouth And I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's white and the best golfer's black And I'm the one who's gotta catch all the flack offa' that But these are the people who Never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out But I had already hit middle America Parents had all got to likin' me now When suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy All of the hatred for me must've died Thought I committed career suicide so I had to turn back into the bad guy So faggoty faggoty faggoty gays Anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy Not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy And Angelina Jolie is just another ho And Brad is a sucka because once I fuck her She wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby You know what I say? No You better save some of them kids from Madonna She needs all the publicity she can get You want a Shady Well, you got it, man I ain't apologizin' for shit [Hook] [Outro] Man, I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, man Shit is too easy Nobody even wants to pass me the ball cause I'M A GOAT So don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game And y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best But y'all know that I'M A GOAT And like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin' best Before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch But before I go, I'd like to say fuck you very much To everybody who wasn't there from the start And thank you very much to everybody who was And y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it Cause I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I'M A GOAT I'm out, y'all It's been real, peace