Discombobulated

[Intro] Oh, ayo, Dre I'm discombobulated Let's take 'em back (Accents) In time (Everything's all fucked up) I'm discombobulated, discombobulated Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to Piss you off, my lady, what I really meant to say is It goes a little something like this [Verse 1] Soon as I'm through with the Unisom I'ma hit the snooze alarm Before I lose my mind, who am I gonna use it on? Utilizing this tool, I will execute a line Like what I tried to do one time in my youth when I euthanized My poodle in junior high, used to hide in my room and fly To the moon and try suicide with the glue from my school supplies Then Proof, Denaun Eye-Kyu and I would climb in that hooptie to ride to Drew's and rhyme Bodied Saint Andrew’s Hall too many times to count Before I tear up The Shelter, give my dawgs a pound Now I'm 'bout to treat all of you rappers noggins how Dre does every time he goes back to Compton now 'Cause every so often I'll visit my old stomping grounds And Doc's in the house, so you know the bong is out Room is spinning like nine-hundred-thousand miles an hour Forgot what I'm talkin' 'bout, fuck, I'm discombobulated [Chorus] Now up is down, left is right Day is night now, in is out, black is white So to-and-fro and side-to-side Am I coming or going? Man, I can't decide 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go No means yes, but yes don't mean no So baby, please, take off your clothes (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!), yeah [Verse 2] Just flew the coop, the cops are in hot pursuit But the day they catch me is the day 50'll call a truce And quash the feud with him and Ja and Ja'll actually spit a bar That's not from a Dr. Seuss book and they'll start a group (Haha) Fuck it, I'm a kook, I know I got a screw And a couple of marbles loose, brain is like ramen soup Shout to Trugoy, gotta give a De La salute 'Cause my noodle's in a knot, call it pasta noose (Yeah) Wizard of 'ahs' and 'ohhs' Same Marshall Bruce in that battle who lost to Juice Who also used to sound like Nas on "Live at the Barbeque" Now I got the juice, wouldn't beef if I was you [Interlude] Like, au jus, but beef, if like "I was you," but, like, ah, fuck you (Man) Long as I got these walls and these hallways I'm always Have someone to argue with, I'm just all twisted, I'm discombobulated [Chorus] Now up is down, left is right Day is night now, in is out, black is white So to-and-fro and side-to-side Am I coming or going? Man, I can't decide 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go No means yes, but yes don't mean no So baby, please, take off your clothes (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!) [Verse 3] I'm at my best when I'm at my worst And for that I'm blessed, so every time I rap I curse And that's why press, I usually get attacked by first They're at my neck like motherfucking vampires So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always degrading, little bi-ditch Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking shi-dit Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it? I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit So I act like I'm on a kayak with my back to Niagara No life jacket, man, I had like six psychiatrists, scientists Misdiagnose me with plaque psoriasis 'cause I asked 'em, "Why is it My eye itches?" so they gave me some diet tips And Viagra with side effects, I might end up growing spiderwebs In my head and dying a horrifying death, on my final breath I will tell you, apply your lips to my dick, it's one size that fits I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive, what the fuck? [Chorus] Now up is down, left is right Day is night now, in is out, black is white So to-and-fro and side-to-side Am I coming or going? Man, I can't decide 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go No means yes, but yes don't mean no So baby, please, take off your clothes (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!) [Outro] Haha, yeah Dr. Dre Black Beethoven S1 2050, haha We're out