Wave A White Flag

[Verse] Take off your shoes, hang up your wings Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug Savor the things that sobriety brings Drain in the last from a jug But when I hit the bottle, there's no telling what I'll do Because something deep inside me Wants to turn you black and blue I can't resist you, I can't wait To twist your loving arms till you capitulate Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall There's nothing I love better than a free-for-all To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends But when it is all over we will still be friends [Chorus] Wave a white flag, put away the pistol Too many people just can't get kissed But if there's nothing I can do to make amends, baby Hope you don't murder me [Bridge] Oh, was it all right, or was it okay I'll make it all up to you someday Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way[x2] [Chorus] [Outro] Gee, baby, hope you don't murder me