Six-Fingered Man

[Verse 1] Six-fingered man Playing a seven-string guitar There are seven deadly sins Any one of them can do you in Take what you lost from what you win [Chorus] Oh, it's never enough [Verse 2] Six-fingered man Always the first to blow his horn His achievements multiply Pity half of them seem to be lies Always helps to advertise [Chorus] [Verse 3] He seems so satisfied With a reputation to protect Unless he thinks that you're more qualified Gets so much of his own affection Stares for hours at his reflection Long-legged gal walking a very tiny man They say that it should be forbidden Must be something he has hidden Take what you want from what you're given [Chorus] [Verse 4] Six-Fingered Man Shaking his fist at everyone Couldn't even act his age If you put him on a stage You might say he's all the rage but [Chorus] [Verse 5] Getting his prints on everything He's got semi-precious gems Glinting in his signet ring Needs his fingers and his thumbs To help him calculate his sums Six-fingered man Can't be bothered to stir himself Sleeps the whole day long or more Dreams of someone he adores Drains one drink and starts to pour [Chorus][x3] [Outro][x4] Six-fingered Man alive! How'd I ever get along with five?