Party Party

[Verse 1] We're going to drink enough tonight to drown the average army By New Year's Day the next door neighbour will be going barmy The milkman arrives at midday with his usual wisecrack Who knows a girl with Wednesday legs so when's they going to snap? [Chorus] Why does everybody have to be so hale and hearty Can't they see we're trying to have a party, party, party, party [Verse 2] The last thing I remember I was talking to some fellas Then she said she'd have a word for me with her good-looking mate And handed me a pint-pot filled with Advocate and Tizer And I woke in the flowerbeds of fear (beer?) and fertilizer [Chorus] [Verse 3] So shift yourself and shake your body You got bullet proof insurance from fire, flood and Act of God You got to learn from your mistakes When you got a face like last week's Cornflakes The doors and the window frames are by Pablo Picasso The party decorations owned by Michelangelo The fine music that you hear is by Stravinsky With overall design by Leonardo da Vinci [Chorus] [Verse 4] So shift yourself and shake your body You got bullet proof insurance from fire, flood and Act of God You got to learn from your mistakes When you got a face like last week's Cornflakes Two boys are upstairs in your bed Three girls are downstairs crying The Alka Seltzer in the glass is roaring like a lion You think you've aged ten years tonight and still never been kissed So you overdose on aftershave and try to slash your wrist [Chorus]