(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea

[Chorus 1] Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six He thinks of all the lips that he licks And all the girls that he's going to fix She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle Capital punishment, she's last year's model They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie I don't want to go to Chelsea [Chorus 2] Oh no it does not move me Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea [Verse] Everybody's got new orders Be a nice girl and kiss the warders Now the teacher is away All the kids begin to play Men come screaming, dressed in white coats Shake you very gently by the throat One's named Gus, one's named Alfie I don't want to go to Chelsea [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2]